About The Author

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Does anyone truly give a fuck about the author? Not really… As everyone’s story goes: I was born and lived a life. I went to school and I have a real job when I’m not writing to pay for all my art supplies and journals. 

I live in an undisclosed location, where it gets hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I like to eat food and breathe air. Oh… and sometimes when I walk, my right hip pops. 

Had enough…? Learned too much about me…?  Yeah me too… Just go read my book, it’s much more exciting. 

In case you haven’t figured it out yet… I‘m an Indie author. What does that actually even mean, you may ask? Well it’s slang for stating that I‘m an independently published writer. I didn’t go the traditional path, and pay some professional company to edit, market, and publish my book.  

Why didn’t I do that? Why in the universe would I choose to torture myself, and do crazy shit like making up my own website, and finding my own artists to create my book cover/interior design? 

The answer is simple… I’m a control freak. I didn’t want people telling me that my characters are too offensive, that I needed to take out the nude images, or that I can’t say ‘fuck’ twice in a sentence… Because guess what motherfuckers? You bet your sweet ass that I CAN say fuck twice in a goddamn fucking sentence. 

And most importantly, I chose to be an indie author because this is fun for me, this is my hobby, and my creative exercise. I like writing books and making this horribly unprofessional website. I like making dumbass tiktok marketing videos at 10PM on a Friday night just to see if I will get more than 5 likes this time (I never do). For some reason it’s all just weirdly enjoyable. 

Just as a side note, my goal here is not to shove my shitty books down anyones’ throats and make as much money as humanly possible. I simply published them in hopes that maybe a few can find some JOY in them, whether that’s getting a single laugh or it allows them to escape planet Earth for a few minutes... That’s it. So please, feel free to read along if you like the characters and if you don’t, well… then don’t…